{"id":309,"date":"2011-02-26T22:53:10","date_gmt":"2011-02-27T03:53:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vidyalutchman.com\/wordpress\/?p=309"},"modified":"2011-02-26T22:53:10","modified_gmt":"2011-02-27T03:53:10","slug":"update-for-the-fang-club","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vidyalutchman.com\/wordpress\/?p=309","title":{"rendered":"Update for the Fang Club"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last year I got upper jaw expansion surgery, last week I got the braces on and this week I got two teeth wrenched out. I wish I could say that we&#8217;re through torturing my poor mouth but there&#8217;s still one more painful appointment left to undergo &#8211; gum grafts, ugh.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve never been one for celebrations in my honour, but once I&#8217;m done with all this dental mayhem I will be throwing the biggest party ever! With crunchy and sticky food all around!<\/p>\n<p>Right now though, I&#8217;m keeping it mellow, rinsing with salt water and eating soft foods while my mouth heals. The braces have left me with a bit of a temporary lisp but once I&#8217;m done with that I&#8217;ll get back to the task of recording my vocals. <\/p>\n<p>Can&#8217;t wait!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Does the tooth fairy still come if it&#8217;s an elected extraction?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-309","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vidyalutchman.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vidyalutchman.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vidyalutchman.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vidyalutchman.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vidyalutchman.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=309"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/vidyalutchman.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":312,"href":"https:\/\/vidyalutchman.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309\/revisions\/312"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vidyalutchman.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=309"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vidyalutchman.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=309"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vidyalutchman.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}