{"id":202,"date":"2010-07-04T20:34:20","date_gmt":"2010-07-05T00:34:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vidyalutchman.com\/wordpress\/?p=202"},"modified":"2010-07-04T20:34:20","modified_gmt":"2010-07-05T00:34:20","slug":"gap-toothed-misery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vidyalutchman.com\/wordpress\/?p=202","title":{"rendered":"Gap-Toothed Misery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thursday will finally be the last day that I have to turn the key on my widener. The orthodontist told me that it will take 2 weeks from that point for the gap to close and you have no idea how much I am looking forward to that! I feel like such a monster and I&#8217;m completely self-conscious now. 7 millimeters is no small space especially when it&#8217;s square in the middle of your two front teeth for everyone to see!!<\/p>\n<p>Also, as a result of all the widening my face is still a bit swollen so I don&#8217;t feel like I look like my normal self. Hopefully the weeks will fly by and I won&#8217;t be obsessing over this anymore.<\/p>\n<p>Today I picked up the guitar and tried singing for the first time since the operation which has been about a month now. The space makes it difficult to articulate so my words end up sounding a bit slurred at times, kind of like the way a 5 year old sounds when they&#8217;re belting out a tune. Once the gap has closed this shouldn&#8217;t be an issue. I guess we will have to see in two weeks time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jaw expansion surgery is nothing to sing about.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-202","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vidyalutchman.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vidyalutchman.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vidyalutchman.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vidyalutchman.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vidyalutchman.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=202"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/vidyalutchman.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":204,"href":"https:\/\/vidyalutchman.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202\/revisions\/204"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vidyalutchman.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vidyalutchman.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vidyalutchman.com\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}